14.3.11

Things that I wish hadn't just happened...

1) I wish that my three-cheese pizza had been more structurally sound, and thus hadn't just thrown itself to it's death as I tried to take it out of the oven. 


2) I wish that I hadn't burned the top of my hand during the pizza's suicide.


3) I wish that I was capable of more coherent expressions of anguish during such events... "FUCK COCK!" probably makes my neighbours think they live next to the Tourettes Guy. 


Quick! How do I get a pizza sized lump of three-cheeses out of my oven?  


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2 comments:

  1. UnknownMarch 14, 2011 at 9:01 PM

    Let the oven cool and clean it then...

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  2. Mary KeenanMarch 22, 2011 at 1:40 AM

    I have a play by play clip of you doing this in my head! I miss you.

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