This cat is such a big orange D-bag.

Raleigh: Mmmmrow.

Me: (ignoring him)

Raleigh: Mmmmrow. Mmrow?

Me: What?

Raleigh: Meow-ow-ow.

Me: May I assist you?

Raleigh: (blank-stare)

Me: Okay.

Raleigh: (blank-stare, longer.)

Me: I'm gonna go back to the interweb, dude.

Raleigh: (slowly moves his paw onto the laptop keyboard without breaking his wide-eyed gaze.)

Me: Aw, man!

Raleigh: bgiouykoiu09kljnm[p090-iujhhnj/[;l (typing)

Me: Shit, cat!

Raleigh: Mmmmrow. (rolls over, falls asleep.)