- Customers who come either before the store opens or after it closes, try the door, find it locked, read the hours sign, look at their watch, then try the door again. Do they believe magical forces are at work? Or, that they are special snowflakes that hours of operation do not apply to?
- Whoppers. Who decided that "malted" was a good candy flavour? What is malted, anyway? Horrible!
- Listening to Rah Rah sing "Waving Flag" in K'naan's accent.
- The framed print of a sandy beach in Ben's dining room that says "Love is forever". His roommate is his ex-girlfriend*.
- Being so paranoid about my insane landlady** that tonight when my older brother (who I haven't seen in eons) and his girlfriend fly into Fredericton from BC and crash at my apartment, I will probably force them to communicate is whispers and sign language.
*Maybe Ben will let me write a detailed exposé on all the reasons I think that is so bizarre.
** Detailed exposé forthcoming, no permission needed.
Whoppers are AMAZING!
ReplyDeleteGross Rachy, gross.
ReplyDeleteTo be fair, Shawn was the only one to agree with me while the malted offense happened. So I know I am in the minority.
I LOVE whoppers!
ReplyDeleteI have a profile now!
ReplyDeletewhoppers are gross, accent's seem to be in your life a lot right now, customers are foolish for the most part and I think that you should throw the picture of the sandy beach in your landlady's face.
ReplyDeletewhoppers = useless.
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