I really like clothes. I have my own Margy sense of style, and things would be perfect if I had money. But I make do. The only problem is anytime I have to wear basically the same thing (or a variation on a theme) to work everyday, sometimes I forget how to dress. It's like, I know what I'd like to be wearing, but I get stressed out and that stands in the way. I am a total girl cliche and will stare into my very full and diverse closet and declare "I have nothing to wear!" Terrible.
Anyway, here are some comments I have received about different ensembles, for your amusement.
"That's a pretty sweet drug dealer coat."*
"I like this. You look like a bumblebee."**
"Hmm, it's very Reality Bites... in a good way!"***
"So, you're pretty artsy 'eh? You dress artsy."****
"It's the middle of winter and you're wearing shorts."*****
"Is that a sports bra or a crop top?"******
"If that is already a dress, why are you tucking it into your shorts?"*******
*My giant forest green parka.
**Yellow tank-top. Pretty sure my black bra was shining on through.
***Focal point of outfit being this awesome loose-knit green sweater thing I got at free-stuff day.
****Don't even remember what I was wearing, but whatever it was, it was too artsy for Good Ol' Ketchup Leg.
*****Yeah, I was. With tights!
******It was a sports bra. And no, I didn't leave the house.
*******For variety!
******** This happens sometimes when you don't own pants and like giant ugly sweater-coats.
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