- Photos used for profiles of girls from the shoulders up where they look topless. Then someone comments "you look naked", and the girl says "Um, no, I'm wearing a tube-top!" Thing is, no you're fucking not. Who the hell owns a tube top? And if you do, why are you posing so often in it? At the very least you know that you look like a total-nude, so just start owning your attempts at titillation.
- Wedding and engagement photos where the groom is kissing the side of the bride's forehead or cheek (eyes closed) and the bride is staring directly into the damn camera really intensely like she doesn't even give a shit about this human being she's roping herself to, because let's face it, the whole thing is just about her anyway.
- Photos of this girl I grew up with who has the same expression in every god damn picture that invades my newsfeed, regardless of the situation. Posing with friends? Manic forced toothy grin. Standing by a tree? Manic forced toothy grin. Slightly blurry in the background at a party? Manic forced toothy grin. Mug shot? You get the idea. At least switch it up by closing your mouth some time. Have you heard of a duck face? I would actually welcome the variety.
- Photos of your foot tattoo. Fuck off.
- Photos of people smoking weed that they've posted on the internet. It's just... there is a time and a place, people. Some day, you might not actually want to have a picture of you and a giant bong spending quality time together, just being out there for anyone to see.
-The majority of photos of me pre-2008.
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