Ben: So I got this splinter in my bum 2 years ago that went in too deep to
pull out with tweezers, and I guess it's been making it's way through my
cheek since then, and I think it's finally coming out near my hip.
Me: ...
Ben: True fact.
Me: Oh my god, Ben.
Ben: This is the fella you chose to get mixed up with.
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