"One Hundred and One Ways to Make a Man Feel Self-Conscious"

A helpful new guide by Marg Craig.

With such gems as "That is a lot of back-hair. It's like a carpet; a built-in sweater!" and "I wouldn't actually tell you if you had a booger hanging out of your nose, I'd let you discover it later. It's funnier that way."

Never search in doubt again to find exactly the wrong thing to say to a gentleman-friend! Includes classics like "If you lost weight you'd look mean... you know, too tough. No one wants that." and "Oh look, you're wearing manties!"

Comes with an exclusive instructional guide in the art of using catchphrases and amusing noises to mock any situation: "Boner, Boobs, mmmerhp!"

Learn to respond to any compliment with "I've been told that before" and "Yeah, I get that a lot." Get sympathy for being cold by declaring, "Well, you have my share of body fat!"

It's the only book you'll ever need with a section on easy answers to common questions like "You're going to blog this aren't you?" Answer: "Yes, of course I am."

Get your copy today!

Now, who wants to design me a book cover?