Him: I can't burp.
Me: What do you mean?
Him: I've never been able to burp.
Me: Bullshit! What?
Him: Seriously! I can't burp intentionally or unintentionally.
Me: That is... absurd!
Him: I could drink all the carbonated beverages I want, wouldn't matter.
Me: Ridiculous!
Me: Ridiculous!
Him: I'm sorry?
Me: No, it's just... I don't even believe you. Everyone burps. You can't burp?
I can't burp intentionally, but it does occasionally happen unintentionally. Like maybe every couple of months.
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