One of the best parts about my job is that I get to hang out with my boss, E-Dawg. Apparently you can hear our shrieks of laughter all the way next door at the furniture store on a regular basis - and that's pretty alright, man.
Just today:
E-Dawg: Do yourself a favour, and never actually do an image search for bearded ladies on the internet.
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E-Dawg: So he writes comics... like... Dilbert?
M-Unit: No, more like comic books.
E-Dawg: So... Archies?
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I make it my goal to make her laugh at least once a day by doing truly inane things. Today, I stood at her office door, eating a croissant. I stared straight ahead, cramming the food into my mouth with a maniacal intensity, letting crumbs fall where they may.
E-Dawg: You're a vision.
M-Unit: That's why I'm so popular with the men-folk.
It worked.
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