Flo the Progressive Insurance Girl. (As two customers made a point of animatedly telling me today - one even proposed based on this. Also, fuck off.)
Emily of New Moon. (Obviously.)
Annie Edison. (When Ben is feeling generous)
The A&W Bear. (When Ben isn't*.)
"That girl from that show... you know, Two & a Half Men!" (As yelled at me from across a street in Etobicoke)
"The actress in Definitely, Maybe... not the one he ends up with." (I haven't seen the movie, so I don't know which actress the guy who works for my former landlord was talking about.)
"My ex-girlfriend... Jackie Kennedy!" (As said to me by an old man in Downtown Toronto.)
So really, any lady with dark hair? Or a bear.
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