Dabble

Mary: Also I applied for a hip hop festival..lol. They didn't hire me!!

Me: What? Idiots!

Mary: I know! I would have been a great token white gurl!

Me: literally the only person more suited for such a position would be me, obviously.

Mary: Well yeah! In the interview they were like.. "I feel that the hip hop scene might be new to you"... My response.. "I dabble!"

Me: hahahahaha Was this a face-to-face interview? In which you said the word "dabble"? About hip hop?

Mary: Yup!

Me: I love you

Mary: lol I was wearing my argyle sweater pencil skirt and pearls... couldn't have looked more politicians wife!

Me: Perfect