My guhlasses!

Carrie: So... you know how you were saying that dude sitting motionless in front of the scuba shop was creepy?

Me: Yeah. Is he a mannequin?

Carrie: Sure is!

Me: Ha! I wasn't wearing my glasses!

Carrie: Oh dear, I can't tell the difference between people and inanimate objects without my guhlasses!

Me: I can't!

Carrie: P.S. Why don't you just wear your glasses? You'd save yourself so many one sided conversations with mannequins and arguments with cardboard cutouts. Is it that you're worried your friends will think you look like a nerd? Because let me tell you this: any mannequin that would say that is NOT your real friend.