-When you take the cap off your chapstick with your lips, hold it in your mouth while you apply, and then put it back on with your lips again when you're done.*
-If you make eye-contact while eating spaghetti.
-If you try to wear demure underwear because you read somewhere that it will give off a girl-next-door vibe.**
-When you are attempting a come-hither-glance-quickly-look-away-move, and you accidentally stab yourself in the nose with your straw.
*Matthew & I discovered that one years ago.
**People will just think you own a lot of ugly underwear.
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