Here are some things I have been too classy a person to say out-loud over the last few days, but which I really really wanted to express*:
"Put a leash on your dog."**
"Please pull your pants up madam, we've all just seen your ass-crack."
"It is absurd that none of you have ever heard the term "fag-hag" - you shouldn't bandy it about, but you must have at least heard of it before."
"When you call someone an "ignorant female" it makes you sound unbelievably trashy - seems about right."
"You really need to do something about your lack of eyebrows."
"Suck a cock. Oh wait, no one would let you near one, would they?"
"Clearly, I'm talking to a fucking lunatic. I'm gonna go sit over there."
And finally, the thing I've wanted to say so often, but haven't: "Fuck off, you doughy faced bitch."
**Yeah, not talking about a canine here.
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