Marg versus The Smoke Detector.

Scene: Marg is trying to watch Mickey’s Haunted House while her dinner, a frozen pizza, cooks in the oven.

Marg: Ha ha ha, oh Mickey.

Smoke Detector: Beep beep beep beep.

Marg: Why the face, Smoke Detector?

Smoke Detector: Beep beep beep beep beep.

Marg gets up, waves empty pizza box at Smoke Detector.

Smoke Detector: {silence.}

Marg checks on pizza, it is barely thawed sitting in the oven.  Marg sits down, resumes youtube.

Smoke Detector: Beep beep beep beep beep beep.

Marg: Fuck!

Marg waives pizza box at Smoke Detector.

Smoke Detector: Beep beep beep.

Marg: Shut up! Shut uuuuppppp!

Smoke Detector: {Silence}

Marg returns to Mickey.

Smoke Detector: Beep beep beep beep beep beep.

Marg: Nooo!

Marg opens window, waives pizza box.

Smoke Detector: Beep beep beep beep beep.

Marg: Turn off! Turn off!

Smoke Detector: Beep beep beep beep beep beep.

Marg: Off!!! Damn you!!!

Marg opens a second window, keeps waiving the pizza box at the Smoke Detector.

Smoke Detector: Beep beep

Marg: You cock! Turn off!

Smoke Detector: Beep beep beep.

Marg: I hate you!!!!

Marg goes to oven.

Smoke Detector: Beep beep.

Marg removes now-admittedly smoky pizza from oven.

Smoke Detector: Beep beep beep beep.

Marg returns to Smoke Detector.

Smoke Detector: Beep beep

Marg: What more do you want from me?!

Smoke Detector: Beep beep beep.

Marg begins jumping up and down, trying to reach the Smoke Detector and failing miserably.

Smoke Detector: Beep beep beep beep.

Marg: Fuck! Shut up!

Smoke Detector: Beep beep

Marg: So help me god, I will hit you with a fucking hammer and you will die, Smoke Detector!

Smoke Detector: Beep beep beep beep.

Marg stops jumping, rummages through her closet.

Smoke Detector: Beep beep beep beep beep beep.

Marg finds a plastic milk crate.

Smoke Detector: Beep beep beep.

Marg hauls the crate out of the closet, turns it over and stands on it.

Smoke Detector: Beep beep beep beep.

Marg: Suck on it, you asshole device!

Marg grabs the Smoke Detector.

Smoke Detector: Beep beep beep.

Marg rips the Smoke Detector from the ceiling.

Smoke Detector: Beep beep beep.

Marg: Detect this, motherfucker!

Marg slams the Smoke Detector to the floor, triumphantly.

Smoke Detector: {silence}

Marg: Ha! In your stupid face, shit for brains!

Smoke Detector: {quietly} Beep.