Implied:
-I know how to spell "antiquing" without looking it up.
-Oh I just came into the store for milk... these two chocolate bars are just an afterthought... and they are for someone else.
Bald-Faced:
Text Received: Are you home?
Text Sent Back: No, sorry!
Holden Caulfield*:
Orlean**: Did I wake you up, sweetie?
Me: Just a nap, don't worry!
*A Holden Caulfield lie is when you lie for no reason, no gain whatsoever, and you don't think about it really before you say it. I hadn't been napping at all prior to the above exchange, I just happened to be wearing pajamas all day.
**Also, Orlean is my building superintendent. She has bleach-blond fluffy hair, and is pretty fantastic.
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