27.7.11

Things I've said to customers today:

"Oh you know, keep your ear to the nose."

"Rice fixes everything... but never for long, never for long."

"I'm not any good at math... that's a better deal right? It is. You should renew your contract."

"Well, do you like your wife, sir?"

"You don't need too much sales experience for a job like this... mostly you just have to be smart and have a good personality!"

3 comments:

  1. This floats all of my boats. Especially the first one! What could have possibly been the context?

    -Ben

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  2. I would actually like to 'like' Ben's use of the term 'float my boat' ... (Sorry Hebert, can't win 'em all)

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