A List of Pretty Great Things

Today I am sleep deprived and homeless.

To force myself to feel better, here is a list of pretty great things:

-When you see someone walking an awesome dog and you grin really big and they notice, and smile back at you as if to say "Yes, my dog does kick all kinds of ass, you have excellent taste!"

-When boys smell really good and not like they bathe in cologne. For example, when someone's body chemistry somehow interacts with Irish Spring Soap unlike anyone else's on the planet and makes them smell solid gold.  Another variation is when they are clearly wearing some kind of scent but it is only noticeable when you have your face shoved in the crook of their neck, and it's a prize for the nose. 

-When your boss buys you lunch and does a neat dance while saying that she can afford it because she is made of money.

-When the cashier discusses your purchase with you, especially if you are buying PMS Midol, she wants to know if it works, and it's clearly making the man behind you in line quite uncomfortable. 

-Getting an entire category in Jeopardy right.

-When you buy a no-name version of a candy because you're poor and it's not as good as the real stuff. I learned to appreciate Mini Eggs even more, today.

-When you think up the perfect birthday present for someone who means the world to you, and you're so excited about the gift that you want to tell them about it early but you can't. 

That's all I have.